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January 22, 2026

Why I Killed My Contractor—On Paper, Of Course…

Side Yard after jackhammers
Step 3 in our plan, but the contractor made it Step 1. Aargh!

They say “write what you know,” but in the world of mystery writing, it’s more like “write what makes you want to scream into a pillow until you see stars.”

As an independent writer, I’m used to managing my own plot twists. I like order. I like outlines. I like Chapter One coming before Chapter Two. But during our backyard remodel, our orderly plan quickly fell into a scene of chaos that even I couldn’t have scripted. We had a plan. A logical, sequential, adult plan:

1) Tear down the thirty-year-old pergola.

2) Fix the water leak in the back wall.

3) Rip out the old concrete patio.

4) Put it all back together with beautiful pavers, a new pergola, and make it look pretty.

Naturally, my contractor agreed to that plan and said, “We can start on Monday.”

When Monday came, the crew showed up, tore down the pergola…and then went straight to Step 3. Before we knew it, our back yard looked like it had been transformed into a disaster movie set where the script called for ‘total devastation.’

The Financial Benefits of Fictional Felonies

Let’s be honest: suing a contractor for a project that feels like it’s being built backwards would be folly and would cost more than the project itself. Consider the retainers, court fees, and the soul-crushing realization that legal “discovery” takes longer than it takes for paint to dry on a humid day.

On the other hand, plotting a fictional murder is practically free. All I need is a fresh notebook, a sharp pen, and a devious mind. When I looked out my window to see a jack-hammered wasteland where my patio used to be, I was furious. That moment, I suppose, was the trigger for the ninth Seaside Cove Bed & Breakfast Mystery.

Writing is the ultimate catharsis. In real life, I had to accept that my contractor’s project timeline resembled a shuffled deck of cards. In Seaside Cove, the contractor isn’t the one doing the shuffling. I’m the architect of karma—designing the perfect ‘unfortunate incident’ for those who truly deserve it. Sweet.

Our backyard is turned into a disaster zone by the “Backward Builder.”

Why the “Backward Builder” is the Perfect Victim

Perhaps you’ve met him. The guy or company who does beautiful work eventually, but insists on doing the roof before the walls. He’s the man who ignores the literal flood at his feet to focus on the aesthetic placement of a fire pit.

In my latest mystery, I’ve poured all that logistical frustration into our victim. He’s unscrupulous, he’s disorganized, and his project management style is “my way, or the highway.” He’s a man anyone could love to hate, which makes every one who deals with him a viable suspect.

Did the gruff building inspector snap because he got tired of butting heads? Did the town’s leading developer lose it when she felt he was undermining her? Or, maybe it was the mayor, whose political career is endangered by revelations the murder investigation is revealing?

A Disclaimer for the Real World

To be fair, the final result of my backyard is lovely. The pavers look stunning, the wall hasn’t leaked since it was repaired, and the drainage of the yard is perfection. The work is excellent. But the journey to get there? Let’s just say it provided enough “character motivation” to tide me through the entire writing process of several books.

Have you ever had a renovation where the “logic” made your head spin? Tell me your construction horror stories in the comments—I might just take notes for a sequel!

If you enjoy small-town, cozy mysteries with heart and wit, the Seaside Cove Bed & Breakfast Mystery series should definitely be on your reading list. Death by Blueprint hits the shelves this spring.

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10 thoughts on “Why I Killed My Contractor—On Paper, Of Course…

  1. Don’t you just want pull your out when contractors don’t follow the plan we have mapped out for them? I have a vision of what I want and they have even argued with me a few times.

  2. Terry, while our downstairs bathroom was being remodeled, I was upstairs in my office during sanding of the spackling. Suddenly, heard a loud bang followed by cursing. When I went to investigate, I discovered a huge dent in the brand new bathtub. All evidence pointed to someone having dropped the sander, and it had hit the edge of the tub as it fell to the floor. At first the contractor tried to convince me the tub had arrived dented, which he knew wasn’t the case, and he knew that I knew it wasn’t the case. He’ll definitely wind up in a book someday. We writers don’t get mad. We get even–in print!

  3. That’s too bad your backyard remodel was such a mess! I had heard horror stories about remodels from several people, so I was really worried when we decided to remodel our kitchen. We got lucky with the company we picked (on advice from a friend) and had no problems. They listened to us and did the kitchen exactly the way we wanted it. They were able to start right away and had it done on time. No dead bodies under our house so it wouldn’t have made a good mystery but we loved it!

  4. A bathroom remodel in our South Florida house let me to write Styled for Murder, where I killed off the fictional project manager in my story. I understand your frustration with the process, but I am glad the result turned out well.

  5. I think many writers who encounter contractors with their own game plan often take out their frustration in devising shady workers. I haven’t done anything with a home remodel theme, but I COULD. You know what I mean…

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